Courage and Passion
By FreeThinker
Chapter Two
Confusion to Brooks of Sheffield
There
seemed to be something very comical in the reputation of Mr. Brooks of
Sheffield, for both the gentlemen laughed heartily when he was mentioned,
and Mr. Murdstone was a good deal amused also. After some laughing, the
gentleman whom he had called Quinion, said:
'And what is the opinion of Brooks of
Sheffield, in reference to the projected business?'
'Why, I don't know that Brooks
understands much about it at present,' replied Mr. Murdstone; 'but he is not
generally favourable, I believe.'
There was more laughter at this, and
Mr. Quinion said he would ring the bell for some sherry in which to drink to
Brooks. This he did; and when the wine came, he made me have a little, with
a biscuit, and, before I drank it, stand up and say, 'Confusion to Brooks of
Sheffield!' The toast was received with great applause, and such hearty
laughter that it made me laugh too; at which they laughed the more. In
short, we quite enjoyed ourselves.
The
kitchen was unusually quiet for a school morning. Brian and Megan were on their
way out the door, their walk to school being longer than Robby’s, leaving Robby
alone with his mother, not so much a blessing, in Robby’s mind, as he thought it
might be as it left him the center of his mother’s attention, as well as her
morning irritation.
“You need to get your
ass down here when the others do. I don’t feel like cooking breakfast twice.”
Well, maybe if you
weren’t hung over, you might, Robby wanted to say. However, bitter experience
had taught him to remain silent. He also remained silent when she dropped a
slice of burnt toast on the plate in front of him and handed him an orange.
Robby suppressed his frown and silently spread his peanut butter on the toast.
His mother disappeared back up the stairs to her bedroom without another word as
he consumed his breakfast, much to his relief, and when he was finished, he
gathered his violin case and the new backpack full of the supplies he would need
for the new school year and, without saying good-bye, slipped out the front
door.
It was a beautiful
morning, warn and clear, the kind of morning that made Robby suddenly wish he
hadn’t spent the entire summer burrowed up in his room. Well, it was too late
now. There were already several other kids walking up the sidewalks on both
sides of Sycamore toward the school and their chatter seemed to compete with the
morning squawking of the starlings and blue jays in the trees. Robby joined the
migration though, as he looked around at the other kids walk toward Emerson
Middle School, it seemed they were oblivious of his existence. He shrugged.
Chaos reigned in front
of the school, as it did in front of every school on the first day of classes.
Seventh and eighth graders were welcoming each other back and surveying the
incoming sixth graders to see who would be good cannon fodder. The sixth graders
were greeting each other and commenting on how cool it was they no longer had to
associate with the little kids in elementary school. Several administrators were
present to keep the level of pandemonium to an acceptable level; and, several
teachers were guiding lost souls to their destinations.
Robby felt a sense of
excitement that he was embarking on the next stage of life, having left the
world of little kids and elementary school behind. Though he missed Austin, he
was glad of one thing. Back home, sixth grade was still in elementary school and
one didn’t progress to junior high until the seventh grade. Even though Austin
was a much cooler place than Sheffield, he liked the organization of the schools
more in his new city.
Robby waited for the
Safety Patrol the crossing the street, even though several kids went on without
waiting. Robby felt like a dork for waiting, but he wasn’t ready yet to start
challenging authority until he was surer of the situation. While waiting for the
Safety to hold up his stop sign, he glanced at the house on the corner and saw,
emerging from the front door, the chubby kid with the almost white blond hair he
had seen sitting on the benches the day before. He watched as the boy stood
apprehensively on the front porch, looking fearfully at the crowds in front of
the school. It was obvious he was scared. Robby started to wait for him, but the
Safety was already in the middle of 18th St.
“Hey! You gonna cross
or what?” he snarled.
Robby grinned
sheepishly and ran across the street. By the time he reached the opposite curb,
the boy on the porch was forgotten and Robby was negotiating his way through the
milling kids. As he approached the steps leading up to the front doors, he
noticed the inscription above the door, apparently from the school’s namesake,
Ralph Waldo Emerson: “Whoso would be a man must be a non-conformist.”
What kind of Commie
freak was this Emerson guy, Robby wondered as he frowned with distaste. However,
before he could ponder this question more, he suddenly found himself sprawled on
the steps and rubbing a bruise on his left arm as several boys walked past him,
chuckling derisively.
“Hey, dip,” one of them
spat. He was wearing obviously expensive slacks and an alligator pullover with
perfectly shined penny loafers. His dark hair was cut perfectly and combed
perfectly. In fact, everything about the boy seemed perfect, even the fact that
Robby could already tell he was a perfect buttface. “Watch where you’re going.”
Robby stood and was
about to respond by shoving the jerk from behind when he saw a surly man with a
belly protruding from his jacket and hanging over his belt. He was standing near
the steps watching. Robby looked at him as if to say, ‘Aren’t you going to do
anything?’
The man merely gave
Robby a contemptuous look and turned toward a nearby crowd of screeching and
giggling girls. Robby took a deep breath, rearranged himself, picked up his
violin case and climbed the steps to the school.
He was to report to
room 124. It was a moment before he realized he was going in the wrong
direction. When he stopped to turn around, another boy, once again a little
bigger than he, ran into him and, once again, knocked him down.
“Hey!” Robby snarled as
the boy stopped and looked at him with surprise. “Watch where you’re going!”
The kid grabbed Robby
by his shirt and threw him up against the lockers along the nearest wall. His
eyes grew wide and menacing, with an almost crazed gleam in them, as his face
came to within inches of Robby’s. His breath was putrid and Robby tried not to
gag as his assailant waited a moment to speak.
However, after a few
seconds, the kid released Robby and simply walked away, turning to give him one
last menacing look before moving on.
This was not quite the
auspicious beginning to the school year Robby had expected or hoped for. Well,
he thought as he once again put himself back together, it can’t get any worse
than this.
However, he soon
realized that he was sadly mistaken, for when he doubled back and found Room 124
on the other side of the building, he entered the classroom and found sitting by
the window on the opposite side of the class, Hippykid, gazing out at the
northbound traffic on State St, which ran along the eastern side of the school.
Robby sighed and rolled his eyes before proceeding down the first aisle and
choosing a desk toward the back. He set the violin under the desk and slid his
backpack into the rack beneath the seat before sitting down.
Robby settled down to
watch the parade of kids entering the class. A rough looking boy in a plaid
shirt and tight jeans entered. His reddish brown hair was strangely parted in
the middle, rather like Hippykid’s, though it was not a long. He had freckles
across his nose and cheeks and almost looked cute, (well, no, he wasn’t cute;
no, not at all; well, maybe). However, the way he bulled his way into the room
and down the next aisle over let Robby know this wasn’t someone to cross.
Robby’s eyes landed on Hippykid and he shook his head with disgust when he saw
the boy had pulled his dirty blond hair back into a ponytail. Man, he could
never have gotten away with that back home. Austin had a lot of hippies and it
may have been 1969, but he still couldn’t have gotten away with a ponytail in
the sixth grade. He wondered if the teacher was going to send him home.
Several girls entered
and stood in the front, checking out the boys and giggling with each other.
Robby raised an eyebrow and looked away just as another boy nervously entered.
He stood beside the door, surveying the room and brushing his short, dark blond
hair of his forehead. He, too, carried a violin case, a brand new one, it
appeared. Robby watched him take a deep breath and then quickly claim the very
first desk by the door, four desks up from his.
The room was almost
full when Robby’s heart sank. The fearful chubby boy he had seen earlier entered
and was shoved roughly out of the way by the Perfect Buttface. He landed against
the chalkboard and dropped his backpack on the floor. Robby cringed as he saw
Buttface saunter carelessly over to a desk in the center of the room, a couple
of rows away while the chubby boy nervously picked up his backpack. He surveyed
the room and found an empty desk next to the freckled tough kid. As he stepped
away from the chalkboard, the bell rang for Homeroom and a tall, skinny man with
longish, strawberry blond hair entered the room. He smiled at the chubby kid,
who scampered down the aisle to his chosen desk, to the accompaniment of a
number of whispered insults. The teacher glanced about the room, noting the
sources of the comments, as he organized his desk, as a slight curl formed at
the sides of his mouth.
“Well, boys and girls,”
he announced with exaggerated cheerfulness, “welcome to Waldo, otherwise known
to the outside world of the uninitiated as Ralph Waldo Emerson Middle School! I
am Mr. David F. Osborn and I will be your guide, your mentor, your host as your
begin your peregrinations through the fascinating world of secondary education.”
“Huh?” grunted one
particularly dim looking boy behind Hippykid. Mr. Osborn smiled indulgently.
“I’m your teacher.”
There were chuckles and
giggles from around the room and Robby immediately began to relax. He glanced to
his left and saw that even the nervous kid seemed to calm down a bit.
“Well, the school board
and the Administration have all sorts of fun things planned for us today, such
as filling out paperwork, assigning lockers, etcetera, etcetera.” This last part
was done in the Yul Brynner voice from The King
and I.
“But, first, I have an
exciting little ritual that I hope you will all enjoy.”
“Is this guy a dork or
what?” Perfect Buttface whispered to a boy beside him who appeared to be a
not-so-Perfect Buttface.
“Yes!” Mr. Osborn
declared joyfully. “I am, indeed, a dork, which brings us to the point of our
next exercise. So that we may get to know each other, each and every one of you
will stand and address the class, giving name, rank, and serial number, after
which you will recount to us in vivid detail and living color the most
embarrassing and humiliating moment of your short and angst-ridden lives. And,
to show that I don’t play favorites and that I can take it as well as dish it
out, I shall begin.”
Robby was grinning as
he glanced about the room. Hippykid was also grinning, but Buttface was rolling
his eyes. The nervous chubby boy looked scared to death. Up front, the nervous
skinny boy appeared to be totally perplexed, as if he had absolutely no earthly
idea what was happening about him.
“To begin, I am still
David R. Osborn and this is my very first year as a teacher and, in fact, my
very first class period to teach. I began my teaching career four minutes ago!
But, before any of pariahs or piranhas get any ideas about ingenious ways of
disrupting what will be the most interesting class you take this year, be aware
that it was just a few years ago, that I sat in THAT chair,” (here, he pointed
dramatically to the Perfect Buttface, as he opened his eyes manically), and
committed all sorts of heinous acts. You can do nothing that I haven’t already
done, so don’t EVEN try.”
His eyes darted back
and forth comically, causing some to chuckle and others to roll theirs.
“Now, as for my worst
moment of abject humiliation, I graduated from Sheffield State University last
spring Magna Cum Laude, which, for those of you who do not as yet speak Latin,
means ‘With High Honors. However, as I was proudly marching across stage to
receive my diploma from the Chancellor, with my parents proudly seated not a
hundred feet away, as I reached forward to grasp the sheepskin, so to speak… I
very sonorously… broke wind.”
The classroom was
deathly silent, until Dimboy once again grunted, “Huh?”
Mr. Osborn’s eyes grew
wide again as he focused in on Dimboy and explained, “I farted.”
The class erupted in
hilarity, except for Buttface and the nervous boy up front, who looked about the
room in abject confusion. Robby could barely contain himself.
As the laughter
gradually died, Mr. Osborn smiled and sat back against the edge of his desk.
Robby smiled as he watched the teacher, probably the coolest teacher he had ever
had, brush his longish hair from his forehead. When silence returned, Mr. Osborn
stood silently for a moment until he suddenly whipped his arm out and
dramatically pointed to the nervous kid in the front corner desk, who looked as
if he were about to wet his pants.
“You sir! Stand! Your
name! And, your humiliation!”
The boy couldn’t have
looked more terrified if the finger pointing at him were a gun. Trembling, he
stood, almost at attention. Robby thought for a moment that he was going to
klick his heels. The boy took a breath, paused, and, then said, rather loudly,
“Moya imya Yevgeny Alexeivich Koronov, tovar… um, uh, Teacher Osborn!”
Mr. Osborn looked
surprised for a moment, the same moment it took before the class erupted in
laughter. The boy looked about the class with complete confusion to the point
that Robby thought he was going to burst into tears. Robby felt a sudden
compassion for him and a sudden anger at the class. Mr. Osborn gathered his
senses and smiled. He held a hand up to the class, which settled down, and then
held it up reassuringly to the boy.
“At ease, there,
soldier. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.”
This did nothing to
ease the boy’s confusion. Mr. Osborn realized what was happening and grinned at
the boy. He walked over and patted him on the shoulder.
“Tui govorish
p’angliskii?” he asked.
A look of heavenly
relief flooded over the boy’s face as a sudden flood of Russian poured forth,
beginning with, “Da! Govorish po’russkii?”
Mr. Osborn smiled and
squeezed the boy’s shoulder before he could go any further.
“Ladies and Gentlemen,
we have a very important person in our class.”
Mr. Osborn patted the
boy on the shoulder and smiled. The boy relaxed and almost smiled.
“Yevgeny, here, is the
son of Alexei Koronov, a very famous writer from the Soviet Union. You may have
heard on the news that Yevgeny and his father escaped from Czechoslovakia last
year as the Warsaw Pact was invading. They have come to America to live.”
“Fucking commie!”
Mr. Osborn spun angrily
toward the source of the comment.
“You!” he declared,
pointing to the freckled tough guy. “Stand!”
The kid stood.
“One. I will not allow
that language in my room. You will never say that first word OR that second word
in my presence ever again! Do you understand?”
“Yeah,” the kid
answered insolently.
“Sit.”
The kid did as he was
told, though sullenly. Mr. Osborn turned back to the boy and smiled again,
before addressing the class.
“Yevgeny and his father
made a dramatic escape from Prague just before the invasion last August and if
they had been captured, his father would surely have been shot and Yevgeny,
here, well, it would not have been pleasant. I think we all welcome you to
America and to our class!”
The class applauded,
though the Perfect Buttface and Almost Perfect Buttface did so without much
enthusiasm, Robby noted. Hippykid, however, seemed almost beside himself with
excitement, as if he were going to jump out of his seat, rush over, and kiss the
boy! Robby raised a skeptical eyebrow, but just as Hippykid looked his way. The
kid smiled warmly at him.
What was up with this
guy, Robby wondered as he quickly turned his gaze back to the Russian boy.
“So,” Mr. Osborn
continued, “what do you want to be called? Yevgeny?”
The boy swallowed and
replied slowly, “My, um, how you say, friendly name…”
“Nickname?”
The boy shrugged and
smiled bashfully.
“My nickname is Zhenya.”
“Zhenya? Very good.
Then Zhenya it is. I have to say, Zhenya, that you speak very good English.”
Zhenya smiled.
“In Soviet Union, all
students learn English.”
“Very commendable,”
said Mr. Osborn. “I wish American schools required foreign languages at such an
early age.”
He turned to the class
and asked, “By the way, is anyone in here taking a language this year?”
Only a few people
raised their hands, including Buttface and Hippykid. Mr. Osborn pointed to
Buttface and asked, “What are you taking?”
“Spanish,” was the
reply.
“Anyone taking anything
else?”
He pointed to Robby.
“French.”
“Fag,” said Buttface
under his breath.
“Stand!” Mr. Osborn
declared, his arm pointing rigidly at Buttface.
“Name.”
Buttface raised an
eyebrow and with an insolent chuckle replied, “Gavin Dietrich.”
Mr. Osborn paused for a
second, which not lost on the student, before replaying.
“Well, Mr. Dietrich. We
finally meet.”
Dietrich simply raised
an eyebrow and sneered.
“I’ve heard a lot about
you. You have quite a reputation in the education community in Sheffield.”
Dietrich’s sneer grew.
“I’m not impressed.
I’ll be watching you. I don’t want to hear that word again. Now, sit.”
Dietrich remained
standing just long enough to make a point without being obviously insolent and,
only then, resumed his seat. Mr. Osborn continued to hold eye contact for
several seconds after the boy sat.
“I think we may need
some serious consciousness-raising in this class,” he said as he walked around
behind his desk and sat down. He looked at Zhenya and smiled.
“I think, Zhenya, you
don’t have to share your most embarrassing moment with us. I think we just
experienced it with you.”
There were good-natured
chuckles around the class as he turned to the girl behind Zhenya. Robby,
however, began to feel a slight sense of trepidation. He was afraid of what was
going to happen when it was his turn. He wasn’t certain because he had not
experienced much abuse or teasing back in Austin, but this was a new environment
and one could not be certain, in light of what he had already seen and
experienced.
His fears proved to be
well-founded.
“Very good Melissa,”
said Mr. Osborn as the dark-haired girl in front of Robby took her seat
following her introduction. “And, now, it’s your turn,” he said to Robby.
Looking as casual as he
could, Robby stood and announced, “I’m Robby McDonnell.”
“Is ‘Robby’ short for
Robert?” Mr. Osborn asked.
Here it comes, thought
Robby, as his face began to grow warm.
“Um, no. Robin.”
“Ah, good,” said Mr.
Osborn as he consulted his class role. “Robin McDonnell.”
“Ronald McDonald?”
someone asked. Several giggles and chuckles broke out around the class and, in
seconds, the class was in hysterics.
"Ronald McDonald!”
declared Almost Perfect Buttface. “He even looks like Ronald McDonald!”
“Man! Look at that red
hair!”
Robby closed his eyes
and waited for it to end.
“Alright, that’s
enough,” Mr. Osborn said with a smile. “So, aside from your parents naming you
after a clown,” he quipped with a grin and a wink, “what’s your most
embarrassing moment?”
Robby was grateful to
have the subject so artfully changed.
“Well, once when we
were driving to Padre on vacation, I got car sick and upchucked all over my
brother.”
This was met with a
number of appropriate expressions of disgust. Mr. Osborn said, “Well, that’s not
very original. Who hasn’t hurled on their siblings. But, I think that was
humiliating enough. Very good.”
Robby gratefully smiled
and started to take a seat when Mr. Osborn added, “Just a second, Robby. I
notice you have a southern accent. Did you just move to Sheffield?”
Robby nodded.
“Yes, sir. From Austin,
Texas.”
His teacher raised an
eyebrow and smiled.
“Really, now. What
brings you to Sheffield?”
Robby hesitated before
answering.
“Well, my dad was a
reporter and he was killed in Vietnam and we moved here to be close to my
grandparents.”
This was met by the
class with an embarrassed silence. However, Mr. Osborn’s sympathetic look
quickly changed to one of recognition.
“Not Patrick
McDonnell?” he asked.
Robby was surprised.
“Yeah. How’d you know?”
“Well, class, we have
two celebrities in our midst. Robby’s father wrote a series of very famous and
insightful articles about the war while in he was in Vietnam last summer.”
Robby was surprised.
“You read the
Austin Reporter?”
“No, but they were
syndicated in the Sheffield Times. They
were very good. Very courageous. Your father was a very brave man.”
Robby was embarrassed;
he was also very moved by his teacher’s remarks and, suddenly, he felt tears
form in his eyes. He quickly sat down and Mr. Osborn, noticing, quickly moved on
to the girl behind Robby.
Robby paid little
attention to the names and humiliations after his own introduction. He did,
however, notice that a quiet boy near the front with jet black hair and pale
skin, was named Tim Zitisky and that the nervous, almost chubby boy was named
Sean Lindquist. Sean had a way blushing that Robby found cute, but he tried to
suppress that thought. The tough kid was named Matt Hunter and nothing
embarrassing had ever happened to him. Apparently, Gavin Dietrich had led a life
remarkably free of embarrassments, as well. When it came time for the Almost
Perfect Buttface to reveal himself to the class, Mr. Osborn was prepared.
“Well, I’m sorry Biff
LaFrance. I don’t believe that you, too, have never experienced anything
embarrassing or humiliating. But, perhaps, we’ll just simply accept that living
in the shadow of Mr. Dietrich, here, is humiliating enough for our purposes.
Gavin simply sneered
contemptuously while Biff looked confused.
“Sit down, Mr. LaFrance,”
said Mr. Osborn indulgently. Robby saw Hippykid cover a grin with his hand.
Hippykid. Robby’s eyes
focused on him. The dark gold of his hair seemed to glow in the morning sun as
it shined through the window he sat in front of. The hair was parted in the
middle and pulled back into a ponytail. He sat with his right elbow resting on
his desk and his chin resting on his heel of his hand, his fingers curled beside
his chin, a serene smile on his almost feminine face. Well, it really wasn’t
feminine; it was definitely a boy’s face. Yet, there was an almost pretty
quality to it.
Robby was hard again.
Darn! Hard in the
middle of class. Well, he thought angrily, it’ll probably go down before second
period.
When it was Hippykid’s
turn, he stood and faced the class with that same weird, spaced-out smile. That
was it, Robby thought. He’s on drugs! He has to be. He’s got a ponytail. He was
sitting in the park meditating. He looks spaced out. He has to be on drugs!
What a loser, Robby
thought, even as his dick throbbed in his pants.
“Well, my name is Ethan
Spencer and I guess the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was
when I told Allen Ginsberg that his poetry was pedestrian.”
He looked about the
room with a perfectly honest and sincere smile. The class, every single member
of the class, looked uncomprehendingly at him. Mr. Osborn took a double take.
“Excuse me. You told…
Allen Ginsberg… Allen Ginsberg, the famous Beat Poet… you told Allen Ginsberg
his poetry was pedestrian.”
Ethan nodded.
“Yeah. I was only nine,
so what did I know? But, looking back on it, I feel a little embarrassed about
being so precocious and obnoxious.”
Mr. Osborn seemed to be
the only one in the class who knew who Allen Ginsberg was. The students still
looked at Ethan as if he were an alien. The teacher seemed to be having trouble
fathoming the possibility that Ethan could know one of the most famous poets in
the country.
“Well, one, had you
actually read his poetry and, two, how did you happen to meet him?”
“Oh, he was having
dinner with us. My parents know him. And, yeah. I’ve read his poetry.”
“Spencer,” Mr. Osborn
said with dawning realization. “Morgan Spencer?”
Ethan smiled.
“He’s my dad. Except,
he and Mom got a divorce. He still lives in the City.”
Mr. Osborn raised his
eyebrows in surprise and respect.
“Well, we have a pretty
illustrious class here, and it keeps getting more illustrious. Ethan’s father is
a famous poet. This is quite unusual and we’re quite fortunate to have such
interesting people in our class.”
Ethan shrugged as if
his own contribution to the class’s uniqueness was inconsequential.
“Um, I must say,
however, Mr. Spencer, that there is a good chance that your ponytail is probably
in violation of the school dress code, and, though I have no particular problem
with it, it is possible that Mr. Huber may find it a tad objectionable.”
Ethan smiled and said,
“Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.”
Mr. Osborn smiled at
the boys quote of the school’s namesake.
“Well, I’m sure Mr.
Emerson would have no problem. Unfortunately, Mr. Huber is not as liberal as Mr.
Emerson. Just be aware that there is the possibility that you may get to have a
conversation with The Man before this day is over.”
Ethan seemed completely
at ease with this news. Robby shook his head in disbelief. What was up with this
freak?
Mr. Osborn finished the
rest of the class, moved on to paperwork, and assigned lockers. Before handing
out the text books for Social Studies, he directed everyone with musical
instruments to take them up to the music room. Robby pulled his violin out from
under his desk and saw several other kids remove their instruments. One boy had
a French horn in the back that he retrieved. He saw Zhenya pull out his violin
case and wait obediently. Sean pulled out a flute case. Oh, man, Robby thought.
This kid wants to get the whatever beat out of him. Several others noticed, as
well, because he heard chuckles from around the room as Sean blushed fiercely
and stood uncertainly.
However, it was when
Ethan the Hippy pulled his violin case out from under his desk that Robby sighed
with discouragement again. He’s gonna follow me everywhere, he thought as Mr.
Osborn led them to the hallway and gave them the directions to the music room.
He had decided that he
would try to strike up a conversation with Zhenya as they walked up, but before
he could come up beside him, Ethan the Hippy beat him to it.
“So, Zhenya,” he
gushed. “How do you like it here?”
The Russian boy blushed
and smiled shyly.
“It is wery nice here;
wery different, but wery nice.”
“I saw one of your
Dad’s plays in New York once. Off Broadway. Way off Broadway.
The Falcon. You know, the one about the
doctor who’s killed by the capitalists to keep him from curing the terrible
epidemic.”
Zhenya nodded.
“My father hates that
play.”
Robby stifled a chuckle
as Ethan looked a little surprised.
“Really? How come?”
“Because he… wrote play
to make Khrushchev happy. He says it is wery bad play.”
Ethan shrugged.
“Well, everyone in New
York thought it was great.”
They were approaching
the stairway at the end of the hall and Robby saw a chance to butt in. He came
up beside the Russian boy as they reached the stairs and said, “Hey, Zhenya. I
was wondering. Since your name is Koronov, are you related to Dmitri Koronov?
He’s like my favorite composer.”
Zhenya’s face broke
into a wide smile as they climbed the stairs.
“Yes! He is my
grandfather’s uncle,” he replied proudly. Robby grinned broadly, stunned to be
speaking to a descendent of the great Dmitri Koronov, composer of
The Ice Prince. He was also secretly
thrilled that he seemed to score a point over Hippy Ethan, though Ethan looked
just as happy.
“I saw
The Ice Prince on TV last Christmas,”
Robby said. “It was beautiful. I love it. It’s my favorite composition.”
“I have never seen it
performed,” said Zhenya. “My father will take me to New York on December to see
it.”
“You’ve never seen it?”
Robby asked in disbelief.
As they reached the top
of the stairs, Zhenya replied, “Dmitri Koronov was, um, forbidden by Soviet
government because he was, um, how you say, um, against revolution? What is
English word?”
“Counter-revolutionary?” Ethan offered.
“Da. I mean, yes. And,
he was bourgeois. I never heard his music until my, um, my friend-teacher, um,
what you call teacher for only one studyent?”
“Tutor?” Ethan
suggested.
Zhenya nodded.
“My tutor in Praha
played “The Dance of the Wolves,” from The Ice
Prince and it make me…”
He paused, embarrassed.
Robby smiled.
“That’s OK. It made me
cry the first time I heard it, too.”
Robby saw Ethan look at
him and nod with understanding. Well, maybe Ethan wasn’t quite such a freak.
They reached the music
room and the teacher, Mr. Stern, inventoried their instruments and directed them
to the proper shelves before sending them back to class.
“So, Zhenya,” said
Ethan as they left the music room to return to Homeroom, “You must be related to
Alexander Koronov, too.”
Zhenya, however, seemed
reluctant to discuss this.
“Yes, but…”
Ethan was gushing again
as they walked toward the top of the stairs.
“The
October Symphony is one of my favorites. It’s so… bold and… I guess,
courageous! It makes you want to go out and overthrow the government!”
Robby was shocked to
hear Ethan say something so treasonous! Zhenya simply frowned.
“Dyedushka was evil
man.”
It was Ethan’s turn to
be shocked.
“Why? He was a great
composer! I have lots of his records!”
Zhenya said nothing
more as they descended the stairs. Ethan looked perplexed and said nothing more.
Robby tried to think of something to say, but Zhenya definitely did not seem to
be in the mood for further conversation. The group proceeded back to Homeroom in
silence. Robby was sorry that Zhenya seemed unhappy after the conversation, but
he felt a slight degree of satisfaction that Ethan the Hippy seemed to be the
cause.
The remainder of First
Period was taken up with distributing the Social Studies textbooks and
introducing the course. Robby was almost disappointed when the bell rang. He
took his time gathering his textbook and backpack, watching as Zhenya hurried
out the door, followed by the rest of the class. Hippy Ethan didn’t seem in a
hurry to follow Zhenya, Robby noted with a smirk. But, he wasn’t pleased to see
Gavin Dietrich and Biff LaFrance get in line behind him as they made their way
to the door. Nor was he surprised when he suddenly found himself sprawled on the
floor in the doorway with the two Buttfaces crawling over him.
“Dietrich!” Mr. Osborn
yelled.
“It was an accident,”
Gavin protested before disappearing down the hall. Robby quickly recovered and
moved out of the way in search of his locker.
When he found it, he
was able to get the lock’s combination on the first try. However, as he opened
the door, his heart sank yet again as Ethan suddenly materialized at his side
and said, as he began working the lock on the neighboring locker, “That Gavin
Dietrich guy seems to have a few hostilities inside him.”
Robby simply grunted.
He set his book on the shelf, placed his backpack on the bottom of the locker
and shut the door.
He had less trouble
finding his Second Period class, French. He noticed Sean the Shyboy entering the
class ahead of him and he was glad that he wouldn’t be the only boy in French.
He had feared that it would be all girls. He took a seat next to Sean at the
side of the class just as Zhenya walked in. He smiled at the Russian boy and
waved; Zhenya seemed relieved and hurried over to claim the desk in front of
Sean.
And, then, entered
Ethan.
Oh, for Pete’s sake!
Robby muttered under his breath. He heard a quick burst of breath from Sean, as
if he were silently chuckling. Ethan noticed the three boys and smiled broadly
before coming over and taking the desk in front of Robby and beside Zhenya, who
offered no reaction.
“Hey, guys!” he said
with a cheerful grin.
Robby gave a polite
smile and then looked out the window. Sean blushed and softly replied, “Hi.”
Zhenya nodded and folded his hands.
“Looks like we’re the
only guys in here!” Ethan commented enthusiastically. “Four guys and a dozen
girls. Looks like good odds to me.”
He looked carefully at
the other boys as he said this. Robby thought it strange that he should say this
and then look so intently at them.
“Yeah, I guess.”
Sean simply blushed and
looked down at his clenched hands.
Madame Creneau seemed
to be a no-nonsense kind of teacher. She marched into class, dropped her
materials on her desk, and immediately began speaking to the class in
incomprehensible French. By the end of the class, Robby realized that she didn’t
seem to have a very high opinion of boys who studied French, though why she
should share the prejudice of other boys was beyond him. One way she
demonstrated that prejudice was to segregate the boys in the back of the room
and, when study partners were chosen, limit them to each other. Robby had hoped
Zhenya would be his partner and that, failing that, he might get Sean. Of
course, Ethan Hippyboy was appointed by Madame Creneau to be his partner. Zhenya
and Sean were paired together.
“Cool!” Ethan enthused
as he looked back at Robby and grinned. Robby caught himself looking at that
cute smile. Cute? No! it was not cute. It was gross. He was a gross, disgusting
hippy who did drugs and protested the war. No. He was not cute.
Robby gave a polite
smile and then looked back at Madame Creneau. Was it possible that he could
change his schedule and take Spanish, instead?
Ironically, English
followed French in Robby’s schedule. Naturally the three other boys had the same
class. Robby was able to slip into a desk at the side in the midst of a group of
girls. He accidentally caught Ethan’s eye and noticed his suggestive wink as he
gestured to the girls around Robby. Robby blushed and looked away. Actually,
sitting in the middle of a bunch of stupid, giggling girls was the last thing he
wanted. Well, not the last thing; but, pretty darn close.
“Hi, Ronald,” one of
the girls cooed.
“It’s not Ronald,” he
responded with a bit more asperity than he thought was probably necessary. “It’s
Robby.”
“Oh,” she said,
suggestively. “I think that’s sexy. You want to go steady?”
The others giggled.
Robby looked at the girl as if she were insane or a disgusting insect needing to
be squashed. Or both.
Lunch occurred in the
middle of Fourth Period Science. Once again, Robby had found a desk where Ethan
wouldn’t be able to sit beside him. Unfortunately, that also precluded Zhenya
from doing so, as well, which irritated him. He really wanted to get to know
Zhenya. He would be a fascinating friend, but it looked as if Ethan was going to
try to dominate them both. Sean seemed pretty much of a wet rag and he wasn’t
particularly anxious to have him hanging around, though he felt sorry for him.
However, when the class lined up to walk to the cafeteria, Ethan insinuated
himself between Robby and Zhenya and tried to make conversation.
“So, Robby, how’d you
like Austin?”
Trying to be friendly
and polite, but not too much so, he smiled and replied, “Oh, Austin’s the
coolest place on earth. There’s all sorts of great music there and great food
and its really pretty. The Hill Country is really cool.”
“Yeah, Dad did a
reading there once. He said Austin wasn’t really like the rest of Texas. He said
it was an oasis in a desert of ignorance.”
They were about to
enter the cafeteria as Robby, trying to control the irritation in his voice,
looked at Ethan coldly and replied, in a Texan an accent as he could muster,
“There ain’t nothin’ wrong with Texas!”
“Oh, sorry,” Ethan
replied contritely. “I didn’t mean to make you mad. I was just…”
“Yeah, well. We don’t
have hippies in Texas who hate the war and hate America.”
They were now in line
and Zhenya was looking back at Robby with apprehension. He understood most of
what was being said, though not all of it. What he understood, however, was
enough to let him know that Ethan had offended Robby and Robby was not taking
it. Zhenya was unaccustomed to such things as the school he had attended in
Moscow was much more highly disciplined than the American school in which he now
found himself.
“Well, actually, you
do. There are lots of people in Austin who are against the war. And, just
because you’re against the war doesn’t mean you’re against America. My father
says that sometimes the most patriotic thing you can do is to disagree with the
government.”
“Yeah?” Robby replied
hotly. “Well, your father’s a jerk.”
Zhenya turned and
looked at Robby in horror. Several other kids in line watched as well, hoping
for a fight. They were disappointed. Ethan simply smiled and replied, “That’s
OK. You just don’t know my father. I’m surprised you’re not against the war,
seeing as how your dad was killed there.”
“It’s the Communists
who killed him. My grandfather says we should bomb ‘em back to the Stone Age
and he’s right.”
Ethan continued to
smile, but he looked downward for a second, in thought. When he looked up again,
as he picked up a tray, he said quietly, “Your father was against the war.”
Robby looked outraged
as he slammed his tray now on the rail.
“He was not!”
Ethan was silent as he
moved forward. He took a plate with meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and green beans
from the lady behind the counter. As the lady handed an identical plate to him,
Robby muttered, “Dad was a journalist. He was a good American. He wasn’t against
the war.”
Ethan took a pint of
milk and a dish of tapioca pudding and moved on to the cashier. Zhenya had
already paid and was quickly walking away, looking for an empty table. Ethan
paid and picked up his tray. He hesitated for a moment and then followed Zhenya.
Once Robby paid, he looked to see where Ethan was going and then deliberately
walked in the opposite direction.
He hadn’t made it far
before a kid with a complexion looking like the lunar landscape slid his chair
backward and into Robby, who fell sideways, throwing his lunch all over a table
of girls, who screamed as Robby and his food landed all over them. The kid who
had triggered the chain reaction laughed hysterically, as did most of the kids
in the cafeteria. One of the girls slapped Robby in the face as he struggled to
stand, accidentally grabbing her left booby.
“Silence!”
There was instant
compliance as Mr. Osborn approached. He reached out to Robby to help him up. A
janitor was already on the way to clean up the mess as the teacher looked
daggers at the offender.
“What’s your name?” he
demanded.
“Jack,” the kid replied
insolently. “What’s yours?”
“Jack what?”
“Well, Mr. What, nice
to meet ya.”
Mr. Osborn’s eyes grew
wide. He turned to Robby and said, “Go back and get another tray after you wipe
yourself off. Tell the cashier I said so. Girls, were you all done? Then go to
the girls’ room and clean up. This wasn’t Mr. McDonnell’s fault. As for you,
Jack, we’re going to get to know each other a little better. Come with me.”
“Well, I don’t kiss on
the first date,” the kid said as several chuckles broke out around him. Mr.
Osborn took him by the collar and dragged him away.
After he had gotten a
second tray and found an empty seat in the corner, Robby closed his eyes in fury
and humiliation. As he tried to choke down his meat loaf, he pondered his life,
as it had become. His father was dead, his mother was a drunken slut, his school
was populated with freaks and jerks and buttfaces.
And, his dick was hard
as a rock.
He clenched his fist in
rage. Why? Why did his dick have to get hard every darn time he got mad? Why did
his dick have to get hard every darn time he saw a cute boy? Why did his dick
have to get hard whenever he looked at that jerk, Ethan Hippyprick?
He glanced up just as
Zhenya and Ethan were walking out the door and into the hallway. Ethan glanced
over at him, but his face was neutral as he passed through the door. Sean
followed a moment later, glancing shyly at Robby with what must have been pity.
Oh, great, Robby
thought contemptuously. The wussie feels sorry for me.
The remainder of Fourth
Period Science was uneventful, as was Fifth Period Math, in which he found a
desk in the back of the class next to the freckled tough kid. Apparently, the
guy approved of the way Robby stomped back to his desk. He nodded and said a
tough, but almost friendly, “How’s it goin’?”
Robby was in no mood
for small talk. He merely grunted, which seemed to meet with Toughies approval.
“Matt,” he said,
looking over with a slight smile.
“What?” Robby replied
as he settled into his seat.
“My name’s Matt.”
Robby nodded.
“Oh. I’m Robby.”
All further
conversation was stifled as the teacher, a mustachioed geek with black-framed
glasses entered and began babbling something about more paperwork and assigning
textbooks. Robby, apparently, disappointed Matt by paying attention Mr. Worsley,
the name the teacher wrote on the blackboard without comment; and when the bell
rang to end the period, he left the room without comment.
Robby felt no
trepidation about Sixth Period Physical Education, but Sean must have for when
Robby entered the gymnasium, he saw Sean standing near the door to the Coach’s
office, his hands jammed into his pockets and a look on his face as if he were
being led to the executioner.
He’s beggin’ for it,
Robby thought as he walked across the wide expanse of the gymnasium. However,
that thought came to an abrupt end as he suddenly found himself sprawled across
the free-throw line. The kid named Jack who had provided so much entertainment
in the cafeteria was standing over him laughing. Nearby, the Buttfaces, Gavin
and Biff, were laughing hysterically, as was the moron from early in the
morning.
Well, perhaps Gym
wasn’t going to be so fun, after all.
Suddenly, “Jack” found
himself on the floor beside Robby as a bigger kid with nicely cut brown hair and
expensive looking clothes sat on the bully’s back.
“Now, say your sorry to
‘Red,’ here,” he said holding Jack’s head up by the hair.
“Fuck you,” the punk
spat.
“I guess I’m going to
have to teach you some manners,” the older kid said as he jerked Jack’s head
back.
“Huffnagle! What the
Hell are you doing?”
All eyes in the gym
turned toward the office, where they saw emerging a corpulent man in tight
shorts and a knit shirt, stripped gym shorts up to his knees, and a mustache
displaying part of the day’s lunch.
“Hey, Coach! How was
your summer?”
“Huffnagle, get off
that boy and tell me what you are doing.”
“I’m teaching him
manners, Coach. He accidentally knocked ‘Red,’ here, over and didn’t even
excuse himself.”
Coach rolled his eyes.
“Get off. Now.”
Huffnagle grinned and
stood.
“You, Zit-face. What’s
your name?”
“Purvis,” Jack replied
with none of the vim and vigor with which he had addressed Mr. Osborn earlier.
“Get your ass up. I’ll
be watching you. You, Red. What’s your name?”
“McDonnell,” Robby
replied as he quickly stood.
“Good. Don’t be a wussy.”
Robby’s eyes widened in
disbelief and he was about to protest when Coach turned to the rest of the class
and began to address the several dozen boys.
“Alright, ladies,
listen up. Today, I will be assigning your lockers and your uniforms, which will
consist of shorts, t-shirt, and jock. You WILL wear these each and every day and
you WILL shower each and every day at the end of class. NO exceptions. There
will be no excuses just because you’re afraid someone will see what little you
have. And, we WILL suit up TOMORROW!”
This was not disturbing
news to Robby; he expected it. However, the sheer terror on Sean’s face was
almost laughable.
“Oh, my God,” the Coach
suddenly declared. “Someone got lost on the way to the girl’s gym!”
Everyone turned to see
where Coach was looking and, there in the very center of the boys, leaning on
his right leg , his arms crossed casually, and a perfectly serene smile on his
face, stood Ethan Hippyprick.
There were chuckles
throughout the class. Ethan seemed oblivious to them.
“What… is…your…name?”
Coach asked, punctuating each word as his eyes grew menacing .
“Ethan
Spencer. And,
yours?”
The man’s eyes grew
wide and his face turned red.
“I am your worst
nightmare.”
Ethan thought for a
second and then reply, “Well, actually, Richard Nixon’s my worst nightmare, but
if it makes you feel better, you come a close second.”
The look of serenity
never left Ethan’s face, but Robby was about to come unglued. He didn’t know
whether to laugh at the kid’s audacity or be afraid for him. Apparently, the
rest of the class was in the same quandary.
Coach stood for a full
minute looking at him before saying softly, “Come with me.”
Coach turned and
marched toward the office, Ethan serenely following. As the door to the office
closed, the whole class burst into a raucous cacophony.
“Did you hear him?”
“That was great!”
“Coach is gonna kill
him.”
“Coach hates long hair.
I’ll bet he cuts off that ponytail.
Zhenya, who had been
standing near Sean, walked over to Robby.
“What will happen to
Ethan?” he asked. “Will they… expel him?”
Robby shrugged.
“I don’t know. Probably
give him a couple of swats.”
Zhenya looked confused,
but before he could ask for clarification, the door to the office opened.
Slowly, Ethan emerged from within, displaying the same serene smile on his face.
However, his face and eyes were a bright red and there was a definite moistness
around them. His fists were clenched and he was not walking normally. It was as
if he were holding something inside. Yet, the serene, peaceful smile never left
his face.
Coach emerged and
announced to Ethan, in front of the entire class, “Tomorrow, you will come to
school with a haircut and you won’t be wearing sandals. Is that understood?”
With a very controlled
voice, Ethan replied, “I will let my mother know.”
“You’ll do more than
that!” Coach replied with asperity.
Ethan simply nodded
formally.
The remainder of the
period was spent with official business. Several boys came up to Ethan, who
seemed to have earned some respect in their eyes. Robby stood watching him,
trying to figure him out. He was definitely the strangest kid he had ever met.
His journey to his
seventh and final class, Orchestra, was uneventful. He was the second person out
of the gym, closely following Sean, who silently led the way up to the music
room. When they arrived, Mr. Stern was asking what instrument each student
played and then directing them to the proper seats. Naturally, when everyone was
seated, Robby found himself between Zhenya, on one side, and Ethan, favoring his
rear end, on the other. There were several other boys and girls in the section
who Robby guessed must have been seventh and eighth graders. Several of them
looked down on the three boys with mixtures of indulgence and contempt. Sean,
the only boy in the flute section, seemed to want to melt into his seat. Robby
looked around curiously and saw “Huffnagle” from Gym class sitting in what he
believed was the French horn section. Gavin Buttface was a trumpet, (why was
that not surprising?), and Tim Zitisky sat with the oboe’s.
Mr. Stern made a number
of announcements, advised them of their performance schedule for the year, and
notified them that auditions for seating would be held Wednesday, (the next
day). Robby’s heart sank. It would be a combination of sight-reading a piece
presented by Mr. Stern plus performing a piece of the player’s own choosing.
Robby loved The Ice Prince and had
taught himself to play the melody from the second movement, “The Dance of the
Wolves,” on his violin. That would be his audition piece. He felt confident that
Zhenya wouldn’t play anything by his illustrious family member and Mr. Stern
hadn’t even raised an eyebrow at Zhenya’s name. However, the sight-reading was
what made him nervous. If he could just make one of the second violin chairs, he
would be happy. He would be totally humiliated if he ended up a third violin.
He was so preoccupied
by his worries that he almost missed Mr. Stern’s announcement that auditions
would be held in two weeks for the Sheffield Youth Symphony. Zhenya and Ethan
seemed to be paying careful attention. His heart sank. He knew, he just knew
they were probably great violinists. With the seventh and eighth graders in the
running with them, not only would he have no chance for even second violin in
the school orchestra, he would never have a chance to even get IN to the
Sheffield Youth Symphony.
“So what are you going
to play for your audition, tomorrow?” Ethan asked Robby as they made their way
to the shelves to get their instruments. Robby saw that Zhenya was well ahead of
them, and grinned as he turned and replied, “The Dance of the Wolves!”
“No way! Zhenya’s gonna
play that!”
Robby’s heart stopped.
“How do you know?”
“I heard him playing it
last night.”
“How?”
“Well, I was out
walking last night and went past this house just down the street and heard
someone playing it. Today, Zhenya told me he lives at 18th and Richmond, which
is where I was! So, anyway, he played it pretty good. So, since its his
great-great-uncle, he’ll probably play it.”
“But, he said he never
heard any Dmitri Koronov pieces!”
“No, he said he’s never
seen The Ice Prince performed. Since
he’s been in America a year; he’s probably heard all of Dmitri’s work. Probably
plays it all, too.”
Ethan picked up his
violin with a heavy heart. His favorite piece of music was about to be taken
from him, and by the composer’s great-great-nephew.
Well, it just figured.
What else could go
wrong?
After leaving his
locker in the downstairs hall, Robby caught up with Zhenya and Ethan as they
headed out the front door into the sunlight and heat of the September afternoon.
“So, Zhenya, wanna come
over to my place? I just live down the street there. We could play violins and I
could show you my model ship collection and my stamp collection, and we could
play backgammon maybe, and…”
“Thank you,” Zhenya
replied, “but I must go home. My father is… waiting for me.”
Zhenya seemed genuinely
sad and embarrassed, but Ethan interrupted and said, “That’s OK, I live the same
way. I can walk with you! See you tomorrow, Robby!”
At that moment, Robby
McDonnell wanted to shove Ethan’s violin, bow and all, directly up his happy
hippy ass! But, before he could fully formulate the thought in his head, someone
said, “Hey, Ronald McDonald!” and he almost instantly found himself falling over
the benches circling the flagpole. Gavin Dietrich and Biff LaFrance strutted by
chuckling before climbing into a Mercedes parked illegally in front of the
school.
He flipped off the wall switch to the ceiling
light, leaving the room in only the pale yellow light of the reading lamp on his
nightstand. He walked to his desk and picked up a clean, brand-new spiral and
his black Flair pen before walking to the bed and climbing in. Guiltily, he did
not kneel and say his prayers before crawling under the sheet. There was a time
when he did so every night. Of course, there was a time when he had friends who
liked him, when he was a daredevil and rode his bike where he wasn’t supposed
to, when he was a kid.
Well, he
wasn’t a kid anymore. His childhood was gone now. Now, he was in Middle School
and almost an adult and he was facing the disappointments with life that adults
faced.
And, his
dick was hard.
Again.
He had
intended to lay in bed until he was sleepy and work on a new
Brooks of Sheffield story. He needed to
escape from the ugly realities of his new life and become Theophilus Brooks,
twelve year-old genius secret agent of the CIA. After finishing his last story,
he was ready to start another, even better story. This one would blow the other
three away! This one would be the best ever. He would track a Soviet spy, a
Russian defector who was really a Russian secret agent pretending to be a
defector.
Hey, he
thought. Wait a minute! Nobody escapes from Russia or Czechoslovakia! Just how
DID Zhenya and his father get from Prague to Germany? What if Zhenya’s father
was really a Russian spy?
That would
explain why Ethan Hippydick was so friendly with him! Yeah! Ethan was in on it!
His father was that Communist poet! He had to be helping Zhenya’s father.
But, why
would they come to Sheffield? What was here to spy on? The university didn’t do
anything really important when it came to research and all Sheffield College was
famous for was teaching languages and music and history and stuff like that.
Languages. Maybe that was it. Maybe they were recruiting students at Sheffield
College to betray their country and become spies for the Soviets! And, he, Robin
Patrick McDonnell, was the only person who could expose them!
He was
excited. This was even better than one of his stories! This wasn’t just
Theophilus Brooks, boy genius saving America. This was Robby McDonnell saving
America from the evil Russian spy-ring!
He had to
plan this out. Yeah, that’s what he had to do. He had to think it all through,
yeah, all… through… all about the spies… spies playing violins… and dancing
wolves… spies riding dancing wolves and playing violins… and Brooks of Sheffield
was going to save America… and Ethan Hippydick was… playing a violin and sitting
on a dancing wolf… and he had a stiffy… yeah… Ethan’s stiffy… and the violins
and…